I apologize to everyone. I did not mean to be away so long but I have had a number of adventures. A couple of them were not very much fun at all. The worst was when mommy and daddy went away and left me with Gus and his family.
I like my house. I don’t know why mommy and daddy thought I should go and be in another house. I like my house. This other house had strange smells and things, but mostly it did not have my mommy and daddy. I was scared. Gus tried real hard to be nice to me; and his mommy and daddy were too. But I was scared. I got very sick.
Gus’s mommy and daddy took me to a very strange place. When we were there people shaved my tummy and gave me lots of needles and medicine. I did not have fun. I was scared. Did I tell you, they shaved my tummy. They put gooey things on me. They put needles in my neck and left me with a big lumpy feeling that took a long time to go away. They gave me medicine that made me wobbly.
But I think all these things worked, because my mommy and daddy came back. I got to go home again. I was happy.
When my bunnies are there, I have sneak up really quietly… lay low, and peak over the edge of my window. If I don’t do that no one will believe what a great hunter I am. I am a great hunter. I know how to lay low. I know how to sneak. I can peak over edges at things. I am a good hunter.
Yes, it’s true. It’s horrible. Mommy and Daddy abuse me horribly! These pictures are evidence of it. Apparently they thought it was “cute” or something. I cried. I hissed. I meowed. And THEY STILL DID IT! I don’t understand my people sometimes, they can be so mean. And now I hear that these pictures are going out in CHRISTMAS CARDS??? WHY????? So that the world can see my humiliation?? I love my Mommy and Daddy, but this is just abuse!!!
I think she might like me. But my favorite boxes are the ones that they’re using. Those are really awesome. I really like it when Daddy and Mommy play games, because I can take over their box and then they can’t put anything away and have to stay up with me allllllll night! It’s pretty exciting. 
And I discovered that shoe boxes are almost as much fun as toilet paper! I can shred them too. Mommy doesn’t like it when I shred boxes or toilet paper though. I don’t understand it. I think it’s fun! She’s worried about me getting something called a “blockage” again. I don’t remember it, but she says it’s from when I ate styrofoam when I was little. She says I didn’t like it. Well, that’s all for today. I have to go help Mommy do the laundry. I’m a good helper!
It was in October of 2007 that I was found, I was only about 4 months old. I was left out in the cold in South Bend, Indiana. I was being beaten by sticks, and having rocks thrown at me by mean children. I was also being attacked by dogs (and still cannot hear a dog bark without being scared to death). A very nice couple named Jeremy and Miriam took me in. They tried very hard to find my family, but no one seemed to want me. Then one day, we went on a very, very, very long drive. All the way to Colorado. There, I met my new family, who happened to be Jeremy’s little sister, and her husband. (I like them, they’re my favorite) I was very scared for the first few days, but then I saw my new home, where I had my OWN room, many toys, and plenty of food to fill my little belly. They even let me snuggle with them on the bed!!!
