Hi. I am Tim! Actually my entire name is Timothy Taag McDoogal (elegant, don’t you think?)
It wasn’t too long ago that I was locked up in a PetsMart jail. I must have done something wrong in order to get there, but I don’t know what it was. They even named me Patches… I really must have made a big mistake. I don’t know, maybe my old owners had too many pets… or been under some financial stress. Who knows?!?!
The people at PetsMart treated me pretty nicely, but still I managed to come down with kennel cough and several other nasty ailments.
My ‘accommodations’ were tolerable, although I never really liked them.
I sure was glad when my new people came to ‘break me out’ one day. Going from a small jail cell to a house was awesome… although my first bath wasn’t really splendid.
My new people sure tried to be friendly; even though I felt lousy.
To let you know a bit more about me…
I am a very friendly guy. Everybody likes me! I am almost certain about that. People regularly come by to visit me. I am totally irresistible! People practically stumble over themselves when I’m around!
I talk a lot because people are a bit ’slow’ and need to hear what I have to say. For some reason, they seem to be get lost a lot and are often lonely for me. My shouting seems to help them find me. It really is hard to keep them from getting lonely.
Oh and did I mention, I like food?!?! Food is one of my favorite things. I used to be thin, but now I am robust. Some people think I’m getting fat, but what do they know? I’m just a big guy. Oh and I really do like food- fresh baked turkey, especially.
Anyway that’s a bit about me. We’ll get better acquainted as time progresses….
—Tim
