Every now and then, Mommy and Daddy go out. And when they come back, they always have these really cool cardboard things for me to play on and chew! One time, they came back with these things that Mommy puts on the stove and makes food with (I don’t get why she likes those), but she gave me the box! And it had little cardboard things inside of it that I could throw around and make a mess with. It made them laugh. I like making them laugh. Then last week, Daddy got something that Mommy called his Christmas present. I don’t really get it, it’s a box that sits on a table and they watch pictures on it. I’m not sure what it really does. But it came with a HUGE box! Daddy cut doors in it, and made me a ramp too. I really like it. I can climb on it, and in it, too! And they even throw toys in there for me to play with. And when they’re in my room with me, I can stand on top of it and give them kisses. I like giving kisses. Mommy says I’m a good kisser. 
I think she might like me. But my favorite boxes are the ones that they’re using. Those are really awesome. I really like it when Daddy and Mommy play games, because I can take over their box and then they can’t put anything away and have to stay up with me allllllll night! It’s pretty exciting. 
And I discovered that shoe boxes are almost as much fun as toilet paper! I can shred them too. Mommy doesn’t like it when I shred boxes or toilet paper though. I don’t understand it. I think it’s fun! She’s worried about me getting something called a “blockage” again. I don’t remember it, but she says it’s from when I ate styrofoam when I was little. She says I didn’t like it. Well, that’s all for today. I have to go help Mommy do the laundry. I’m a good helper!
